This April Baby was born in the 70s but that’s all incidental. When I grabbed the pepto-bismol pink lingerie from the dress-up box I was just thinking funny = April Fool’s Day. Then I had to add the blue eye shadow cause it is freaking hideous, and self-amusement is sexy, kinda. Only as I was editing the footage did I realize how appropriate it was that I had a fairly full bush going on. I rocked the 70s look for a photo shoot and bedtime story, wasn’t planning to do a masturbation session but I did one with my new dildo. It’s from a strap on I bought on Amazon. It’s the first realistic looking dildo I’ve ever owned. I was always shy to even own such a thing let alone have it look anatomically lifelike. As a strap on this has a little buddy dildo for the wearer, so you definitely haven’t seen the last of this one. Fittingly the christening of this dildo on April Fool’s came with a tricky little orgasm that did a disappearing trick in the middle, but silly antics and pussy expelling fun was had by me. Enjoy.